Phony Mustard - Single

Imagine your victim's surprise when you pretend to squirt them with mustard, yet the only thing that comes out of the bottle is a piece of yellow string!

Can you imagine it? Can you? Imagine no more - get this and have fun! Use it on the loathsome boss, your ignorant school principal, or your neighbor who no one ever liked.

Both Ketchup (Catsup) and Mustard styles are available. Get them both for the next barbecue or holiday gathering.

Single, shipped loose, no packaging.