{"product_id":"phony-mustard-single","title":"Phony Mustard - Single","description":"\u003cp\u003eImagine your victim's surprise when you pretend to squirt them with mustard, yet the only thing that comes out of the bottle is a piece of yellow string!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCan you imagine it? Can you? Imagine no more - get this and have fun! Use it on the loathsome boss, your ignorant school principal, or your neighbor who no one ever liked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBoth Ketchup (Catsup) and Mustard styles are available. Get them both for the next barbecue or holiday gathering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSingle, shipped loose, no packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rubies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41579071537225,"sku":"22140 (R6-1-3)","price":2.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0013\/7717\/3577\/files\/MUSTARD_52a625c0-d2d9-411a-8ab6-b42f77ebac14.jpg?v=1720029034","url":"https:\/\/ezmagicrobbins.com\/products\/phony-mustard-single","provider":"D. Robbins, House of E-Z Magic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}